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Dad's Best Friend
The Rubberbandits Lyrics
Dad's Best Friend Lyrics
Dad's Best Friend Song Lyrics
Bootcut Jeans, salmon shirt,
I have a skin routine and my elbows hurt.
I don't give blood... because I won't give blood.
Bought a tarantula from a Swedish guy
He helped me out in Stockholm with a DUI
And I stalk Ian Brown when he comes to town
I stole cocaine off my nephews friend
I did it with the fellas at the A.G.M.
And Eleanor from A&R refused me again,
so I did that thing at the Holiday Inn
My wife sells cheese on the Internet -
I think about her sister when we're intimate.
Her family and friends, they don't like me anymore,
cause I threatened all her brothers with an antique sword
I'm your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
We're taking him to Holland for the long weekend
He never had a stag, he never had a stag,
We're taking him to Amsterdam and making him a man
Your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend,
We're doing ketamine up in the Netherlands.
He never had a stag, he never had a stag,
I'm taking him to Amsterdam and buying him a bag.
I watch gay porn in my garden shed
I lie to everybody that my father's dead,
I smell like Joop... my son has croup.
Picking up the hooker that I like the best,
Crying on her toilet cause my life's a mess
I'm sleeping in the office cause my wife's depressed
I'm heating streaky bacon in a trouser press
I am your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
I'm taking him to Holland for the long weekend
He never had a stag, he never had a stag,
I'm taking him to Amsterdam and making him a man
Your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend,
We're doing ketamine up in the Netherlands.
And maybe when you've children of your own
You'll be praying for a best friend just like me.
January, 12th 2017
The adult man starts to cry sitting inside his car. He looks gentle, but a little bit loser in this life. He is of high intellect, but of less interest to him from the other people. The accompanying music is electronic & it finely transfers the internal state of this person, when everything is boiling inside. While he drives, the emotions on his face change with every shade of downhill mood – depression, anger, frustration, loss, decisiveness & pain. Looks like in such state he is capable of killing somebody if this wouldn’t be prohibited. But something tells us that he will swallow the offense.
Sources:
Behind the joke: Rubberbandits, Tony Law and Marc Lucero on their comedy - Read on The GuardianA-Z Lyrics Universe
Tracklist
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Classic Disney Part Of Your World
Classic Disney Colors Of The Wind
Classic Disney Kiss The Girl
Classic Disney I'll Make a Man Out of You
Mulan We're All in This Together
High School Musical Somewhere Over The Rainbow
The Wizard Of Oz Pure Imagination
Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory Still Hurting
The Last 5 Years Almost There
Princess and the Frog
Classic Disney Part Of Your World
Classic Disney Colors Of The Wind
Classic Disney Kiss The Girl
Classic Disney I'll Make a Man Out of You
Mulan We're All in This Together
High School Musical Somewhere Over The Rainbow
The Wizard Of Oz Pure Imagination
Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory Still Hurting
The Last 5 Years Almost There
Princess and the Frog
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