Frogs Have So Much Spring ('The Spring Song') Song Lyrics
Frogs have so much spring within them.
Jump frog, jump, jump so high you split your tights.
That bites, that bites!
And so remember, boys and girls,
frogs have so much spring within them.
Jump, frog jump, lilypads are your next stop.
You... missed the lilypad.
f**k! What the hell am I doing?
Who am I fooling,
Writing songs for frogs?
Those nasty... nats,
they're nature's little acrobats,
I hate them more than kitty cats,
[Thanks to firstname.lastname@example.org for lyrics]