Evil Puns

Evil Puns Lyrics

Evil Puns Song Lyrics

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Evil Cheryl: I'll get you Ash. I'm like a literal Hulk Hogan. I'll get you brother.

Ash: Shut up.

Evil Cheryl: We're like that Columbia House ten CD's for a penny club. Sooner or later you'll join us.

Ash: Shut up.

Evil Cheryl: I'm like Dom Deluise at an all you can eat fish house.

Ash: (moans)

Evil Cheryl: I'll swallow your sole.

Ash: God, shut up.

Evil Cheryl: It'll be like you were killed by some guy whose first name happens to be Dawn and you'll be dead by Dawn.

Ash: That is it!

[Thanks to Jhaymi R. for lyrics]