The Once-Ler's Traveling Madness Song Lyrics
Op-bop-bop-da-bop-doh Going off to make a thneed
I've got a cramp in my back, and another cramp in my right rump cheek...
You and I will have separate grandchildren and we will say to them-Melvin look I'm playing my guitar upside down.
Don't look at me like that, its something to do.
Ahem, oh wait I forgot the words...na-na-na-naaaaaaa
You ever think REALLLLLLY hard about boredom?
Is that annoying?
Is that annoying...?
Is this annoying?
Look its some circling birds, I bet you that they're going to eat our corpses.
And then the worms will crawl out of the ground.
And then some other little critter is going to make furniture out of our bones...and sit on it...and have lovely dinners...
ANNND THIS WHOLE THING WILL BE A DISASTER
[Thanks to airq12 for lyrics]