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Jingle bells


by Bob Rivers. Buy album CD: Other Songs 1 - H


[Bob Rivers:]
Yo, yo

[Girl as Dina Rae:]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
Grab your coat, you’ll sleep in late

[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]
It’s just a white Christmas (hello my man)
I’m leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men
You mean Santa, that boy’s a bitch
He caught my mom “Christmas cheatin’” tryin’ to give her kiss
Fo’ real he’s no joke, that guy don’t play
He tried to ride way more than a one-horse-sleigh
Laughing all the way, but he’s not laughing today
Jingle more than his bells, even the elves with pay
COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICK’S A GONNER!
We’ll be snacking on deer, EATIN’ Blitzen and Donor
Not a question of when, not even a maybe
Have a drunk Mrs. Clause saying, “Jingling Baby!”
Give a new meaning to “ho, ho, ho”
Shake that ass girl, bump your booty in the snow
So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
We’ll be strippin’ that sleigh and leave you [in the] cold

[Girl as Dina Rae:]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
Grab your coat, you’ll sleep in late

[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]
Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend
Grab Rudolph’s horns, see how far they bend
When the snow turns bad, hand jacks off in bed
Back out to the woods with his faggy elf friend
Oh, Santa Claus did molest me last night
In fact, could have me listed as ‘naughty’ twice
Not cuz’ of the fight, or the Christmas gift hype,
Because of the nog, I left on his white
It’s time for old nick to move and retire
Or we roast his nuts on a bigass fire
Yes I’m that bad, Yes, I’m that crued
I mean your ass is huge, lose weight, for real dude
All the cookies and milk, simply quite jk
I mean, when’s the last time you’ve seen your dick
I don’t mean to throw a fit and I’m not one to bitch
But every year I get underwear, socks, and shit

[Girl as Dina Rae:] (Bob Rivers as Eminem:)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
Grab your coat, you’ll sleep in late
(yo)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey
(yo, yo)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
Grab your coat, you’ll sleep in late



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Album: Other Songs 1 - H Lyrics
cd Buy "Other Songs 1 - H" CD
  1. 12 Pains Of Christmas
  2. 7-11 (Seven Eleven)
  3. Addicted To (Cigarette) Butts
  4. Another Kick In The Balls
  5. Asshole Son
  6. Back In A US Made Car
  7. Beers In Heaven
  8. Bin Laden And The Jets
  9. Burgers On The Grill
  10. Chat Room
  11. Cheney's Got A Gun
  12. Dark Side Of Naboo
  13. Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
  14. Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
  15. Dr. Jack
  16. Frosty The Pervert
  17. Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested For AIDS)
  18. Honda Accord
  19. I Can't Ski Babe
  20. I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are
  21. I Shot The White House
  22. It's In His Piss (The Snoop Snoop Song)
  23. Jingle bells
  24. Marv Bites
  25. Media Killed The Royalty Star
  26. Middle Aged Wasteline
  27. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
  28. On A Horse With Hussein
  29. Pokemon
  30. Shouldn't Touch This (Pee Wee's Song)
  31. Space Station Oddity
  32. Suck My Cock
  33. The Chimney Song
  34. The restroom door said gentleman
  35. The Restroom Door Said, "gentlemen"
  36. Walking Around In Women's Underwear
  37. What If God Smoked Cannabis?
  38. Who put the stump
  39. You Will, By Bright Eyes
  40. Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas

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