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12 Pains Of Christmas


by Bob Rivers. Buy album CD: Other Songs 1 - H


The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Is finding a Christmas tree

The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Angry husband:
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree

The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Man getting over being drunk:
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree

The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Exhausted man:
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree

The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree

The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Nervous wife:
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!
Hangovers
Rigging up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree

The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Nervous wife's husband:
The Salvation Army
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez!
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree

The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me:
Whining kid:
I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
Charities,
And whataya mean "YOUR in-laws"?!?
Five months of bills!
Oh, making out these cards
Honey, get me a beer, huh?
What, we have no extension cords?!?
And finding a Christmas tree

The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
A tired father:
Finding parking spaces
DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!
Donations!
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Writing out those Christmas cards
Hangovers!
Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!?
And finding a Christmas tree

The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
A mother:
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking spaces
BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!
Get a job, ya bum!
Oh, facing my in-laws!
Five months of bills!
Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez, look at this!
One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!
And finding a Christmas tree

The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
A male couch potato:
Stale TV specials
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking spaces
DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!!
Charities!
She's a witch...I hate her!
Five months of bills!
Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!
Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh?
Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!!
And finding a Christmas tree

The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Two men:
Singing Christmas carols
Stale TV specials
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking?!?
WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Charities!
Gotta make 'em dinner!
Five months of bills!
I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it!
Shut up, you!
FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!
And finding a Christmas tree



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Album: Other Songs 1 - H Lyrics
cd Buy "Other Songs 1 - H" CD
  1. 12 Pains Of Christmas
  2. 7-11 (Seven Eleven)
  3. Addicted To (Cigarette) Butts
  4. Another Kick In The Balls
  5. Asshole Son
  6. Back In A US Made Car
  7. Beers In Heaven
  8. Bin Laden And The Jets
  9. Burgers On The Grill
  10. Chat Room
  11. Cheney's Got A Gun
  12. Dark Side Of Naboo
  13. Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
  14. Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
  15. Dr. Jack
  16. Frosty The Pervert
  17. Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested For AIDS)
  18. Honda Accord
  19. I Can't Ski Babe
  20. I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are
  21. I Shot The White House
  22. It's In His Piss (The Snoop Snoop Song)
  23. Jingle bells
  24. Marv Bites
  25. Media Killed The Royalty Star
  26. Middle Aged Wasteline
  27. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
  28. On A Horse With Hussein
  29. Pokemon
  30. Shouldn't Touch This (Pee Wee's Song)
  31. Space Station Oddity
  32. Suck My Cock
  33. The Chimney Song
  34. The restroom door said gentleman
  35. The Restroom Door Said, "gentlemen"
  36. Walking Around In Women's Underwear
  37. What If God Smoked Cannabis?
  38. Who put the stump
  39. You Will, By Bright Eyes
  40. Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas

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