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Who put the stump


by Bob Rivers. Buy album CD: Other Songs 1 - H


I'd like to find the guy
Who done me wrong
And stuck my faget arse up
On this Christmas tree.

Who put the stump
In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
Who took and jammed it
In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
Who stood the wood
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
Who put the stick
Up my hipty-dipty-dip?

Who was that man?
He shoved it up my can
And left me stranded on this Christmas tree. (Yeah ...)

When this angel heard
Chop-ba-ba-bop, di-chop-ba-ba-bop,
A dreadful fear went right into my heart.
Those pine tree needles sting me,
Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong.
You'll never know how much that smarts. (Hooah ...)

So who put the stump
In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
Who took and jammed it
In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
Who stood the wood
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
Who put the stick
Up my hipty-dipty-dip?

Who took that bush
And crammed it in my tush?
He made this angel beg for mercy, please. (Yow ...)

Each night when I'm alone,
Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity
Scratchity scratchity shoop ...
It sets my tiny bottom all aglow.
And every time I wiggle,
Slipty-din-de-din, slipty-din-de-din,
A little further in it goes. (Ohhh/Yeah ...)

(Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump
Ram-a-lam-a ding dong
Slipty-din-de-din
Poopity poopity shoop ...)



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Album: Other Songs 1 - H Lyrics
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  1. 12 Pains Of Christmas
  2. 7-11 (Seven Eleven)
  3. Addicted To (Cigarette) Butts
  4. Another Kick In The Balls
  5. Asshole Son
  6. Back In A US Made Car
  7. Beers In Heaven
  8. Bin Laden And The Jets
  9. Burgers On The Grill
  10. Chat Room
  11. Cheney's Got A Gun
  12. Dark Side Of Naboo
  13. Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
  14. Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
  15. Dr. Jack
  16. Frosty The Pervert
  17. Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested For AIDS)
  18. Honda Accord
  19. I Can't Ski Babe
  20. I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are
  21. I Shot The White House
  22. It's In His Piss (The Snoop Snoop Song)
  23. Jingle bells
  24. Marv Bites
  25. Media Killed The Royalty Star
  26. Middle Aged Wasteline
  27. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
  28. On A Horse With Hussein
  29. Pokemon
  30. Shouldn't Touch This (Pee Wee's Song)
  31. Space Station Oddity
  32. Suck My Cock
  33. The Chimney Song
  34. The restroom door said gentleman
  35. The Restroom Door Said, "gentlemen"
  36. Walking Around In Women's Underwear
  37. What If God Smoked Cannabis?
  38. Who put the stump
  39. You Will, By Bright Eyes
  40. Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas

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