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What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells Lyrics by Bob Rivers

 

What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells by Bob Rivers


It’s worse than Disco
It’s worse that Achy Breaky Fever Too
This is L. A. M. E.

If I gotta hear this stupid little song again I’ll die
But it’s on next to me I don’t know where

Looks like it’s Sheryl Crow or nothing
And this song’s sure a big one
An’ I’m sure that it’s catchy, it’s gotta be making money
But it’s burnt crispy to me
and I wonder if I’ll hear it everyday
for the rest of my whole life

Well a sappy D. J. Intros this song
I’m dangerously close to a radio speaker
But I turn it of quick with this crowbar

All I wanna do is trash this song
I gotta feeling I’m not the only one

What I wanna do is load my gun
Gimme that CD I’ll put some holes in one

It’s no longer new, It’s overdone
It gives me a headache, and I’m not the only one

All I wanna do is smash this tune
And when this song comes on
Rip the stereo right out of my car

And if I hum this one
Rip my hair right out and kick me real hard!