Big Green Freak Lyrics. From Musical "The Toxic Avenger Musical"

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Big Green Freak Lyrics

by . From The Toxic Avenger Musical.

Old Lady:
I was walking from a pub
When this thug hit me with a club
I screamed but he wouldnít stop
And I didnít see one damn cop
The only one that heard me shriek
Was a big green freak
Big, big green freak

Iíve done every test that exists
Iíve called every last office
And there is only one thing that I know
He is covered by yardage and mole
And my diagnosis is unique
Youíre a big green freak
Big, big green freak

Tromavilleís in trouble
Thereís a monster in town
Welcome to New Jersey
Weíll nail your balls to the ground
Your monstering of terror will come to an end
Your death will be announced on the news at ten
And Iíll be interviewed on CNN
Yes, CNN

Well, the good news is that youíre not dead
The bad news, thatís one ugly head

Is there anything you can do?

Scientifically speaking, youíre screwed
Hey, at least youíve got a real nice physique
For a big green freak

Big, big green freak

So, this is how Iíll be for all time
A freak of nature oozing slime
I guess thereís just one thing to do
Find polluters and rip them in two
Iím no longer small and weak
Iím Melvin Ferd the third
Iím Melvin Ferd the third
The big green freak
The big green freak

[Thanks to Henrique Takimoto Jasa for lyrics]

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