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My Big French Boyfriend Lyrics
My Big French Boyfriend Song Lyrics
Today i met him, well can't you hear the chime?
And he comes from the country,
That invented ecalres and mimes.
He's strong adnd sweet and lives with his mother,
He saved my life so there is no other.
Such a man and man is he macho
Spicy cool like a bowl of gaspacho.
Someday he's ganna be my big, my big frech boyfriend!
I have to call my best friends in the whole world!
Hey shiniqua i met his fly man
Shut up girlfriend gots to call dianne!
Oh my god now he sounds so foxy!
Whats his name!?
Well i call him toxie, and toxie's ganna be my big! my big french boyfriend!
He kinda smells, but that's okay(girls:ooo)
He comes from france where they live that way (girls:aoow)
He's real polite but i got a hunch
He's ganna jump a bus tomorrow at brunch!
Ganna jump a bus tomoroow at brunch!
Come on and jump a bus tomorrow at brunch
Oh my god shut up, oh my god shut up, oh my god shut
Oh my god shut up! i love this guy!
He sounds really hunky
His chest is huge!
He's a love monkey!
Say i do in atlantic city
I bet our kids,
Are ganna be pretty
I don't even mind the stench
He's a hero he's a savior he's a hench
Time for clench
I'll be his ever loving wench, my big french boy friend..
Big french boyfrieendd.....
My big french
The Toxic Avenger Musical Song List
›Who Will Save New Jersey?
›Get the Geek
›Kick Your Ass
›My Big French Boyfriend
›Thank God She's Blind
›Big Green Freak
›Choose Me, Oprah!
›Hot Toxic Love
›The Legend of the Toxic Avenger
›Evil Is Hot
›You Tore My Heart Out
›All Men Are Freaks
›A Brand New Day in New Jersey