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Adam Sandler - The mule session lyrics

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The mule session by Adam Sandler

My girlfriend left me for a seven-foot Indian
My Grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean
My sister's on the dope and my brother always picks his nose
And Daddy's only happy when he's wearing Mama's pantyhose, yeah,
I just lost my job to a g-ddamn robot
Then my dog got in the freeze box, he ate everything I got.
But I've got my mule
He's a very, very nice mule
He walks with me home from school
'Cause he's a very, very nice mule
When he was a baby my mother fed him gruel
But now he prefers to dine on his own stool
He always philosophizes with the rabbis after shul
'Cause he's a very, very pious mule
When he sees a picture of a carrot he has a tendency to drool
On Halloween he tries to scare me by dressing up as a ghoul
He once challenged someone who stole my hat to a duel
'Cause he's a very, very Old School mule
A needle-nose pliers is his favorite tool
He lifeguards on a volunteer basis at the Rec. Center pool
When I break down on the side of the road he shows up with unleaded fuel
He's a devoted fan of Miss Paula Abdul
And also approves of the recent makeover of former folkie Jewel
When I told him Halle Berry's husband cheated he just shook his head and said to himself, "what a fool"
'Cause he's a very, very monogamous mule
After several well-publicized arrests for public urination he now drinks exclusively O'Doul
And every year he puts on a presentation at the Boys Club to show kids smoking isn't cool
His favorite Elvis song is "Don't Be Cruel," no, it's "Hound Dog"

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