Kermit And Big Bird Stoned

Kermit And Big Bird Stoned Lyrics

can ya tell me how to get,
how to get to ses-a-me-a street

Kermit: Hello, kermit the frog here,
And welcome to ses-a-me-a street
Id like to tell you what todays letter is but i am really
ffff**ked up
Big bird, do you know what todays letter is?
Big bird: Sure kernit...
Todays letter is....joint
Kermit: ya...Big bird, joint is not a letter, it is a word
Big Bird:Sorry kids, todays letter is...3
Kermit: Big bird, 3 is a number
Big bird: Exactly! The letter 3! Which is how many JOINTS i've smoked today!
...kermit, are you with me?
Kermit:God im stoned...
Big bird: Me too...
Elmo:guys, guys, show go on! Come on!
Kermit:Thank you elmo...how bout we say our abc's?
Both: ABCDEFRGQKCRCF
Big Bird:I forgot what we where doing, kremmit
Kermit:...did you just call me...kremmit?
Big bird:Yes i did
Kermit:...Kremmit the frog here...well kids thats all the time we have for today
goodbye kids...todays show was bought to you by the letter...
Big bird:Ball!
Kermit:And the number...
Big bird: God, your messed up
Kermit:..f**k you! Yeah, the number f**k you...bye bye!
Big Bird:Bye bye kids!

can ya tell me how to get,
how to get to ses-a-me-a street