I Will Go Back To School by Adam Sandler
[Billy]: Yes, I will go back to school
And achieve victory!
No man will take what my father has built
Unless that man is me!
[Veronica]: My Billy, sweet Billy boy
I knew you would go back
No one can stop you if you try
Don't I have a nice rack?
[Billy]: Veronica, I thank you
For beating the sh*t out of me
I see things so clearly now
I choose my destiny
[veronica]: Oh Billy, I knew you had it in ya'
[Kids]: We're here to help you Billy
Get back in school to stay
You gotta' work real hard
And stick it out
Till graduation day!
[Clown]: Hey, Kids! It's me
I bet you thought that I was dead
But when I fell over I just broke my leg
And got a hemorrhage in my head [ha ha ha]
[All]: There are obstacles in the way
[Maid]: In the way
[All again]: But together we shall overcome
But you can't break a spirit
And you can't heal a dream
Do you have anymore gum?
More gum, more gum, more gum
[Billy]: Do you have anymore gum?