Happiness Is Not A Warm Scalpel

Happiness Is Not A Warm Scalpel Lyrics

Happiness Is Not A Warm Scalpel Song Lyrics

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Amber:
I've never been so surgically maimed!

Rotti:
Amber, please, it's not that bad.

Amber:
I'll be the laughingstock of the stage!

Rotti:
Daughter, please, it's not so bad.

Amber:
This is your fault!
I asked you to help me!

Rotti:
Now, amber, please.
I warned you about this.
Happiness is not a warm scalpel.

Amber:
I don't care! It's not fair!

Rotti:
Baby, baby, baby, don't do this.

Amber:
I will never sing again!

Rotti:
I gave you the life i wished i'd had.

Amber:
I look like a crime scene, dad.

Rotti:
All you ever do is take, take, take. All i ever do is give.
I said nothing when you came to me
Asking, "can i be asian?"

Amber:
That surgery was only $90 grand!

Rotti:
I did not complain
When you changed your name
From largo to sweet.

Amber:
I need a stage name!

Rotti:
You are a disgrace!
Your genes are not worthy of mine!