Say Ah Song Lyrics
It started when, a lad of ten
I told my friends i'll meet ya.
At Dr. Bloods Revenge which was,
a grusome horror feature.
And when I saw the awesome torture chamber in that flick.
I found I got a hard on, while the other kids got sick.
I found a hobby, I found a hobby.
Out in the lobby, I went insane.
A voice inside me, said kid you love it.
I think you're into, hedapis.
By 13 years I'd taught my peers
of bondage and submission.
Gave illustrated lectures
on the Spanish Inquisition.
Some boys take dirty books to the john,
and give themselves a wack!
I did the same with lithographs
of thumbscrews and the rack.
At 22 the time came to,
to choose a lifes profession
I struggled hard to think of one,
In line with mine obsession.
I could have been a boxer,
or a lawyer, yeah I guess.
But no one causes suffering,
like a liscensed DDS.
And now my hobby,
not just my hobby.
No it's my job to make,
the patients go insane!
What started out as,
a secret past-time.
Is now my hobby,
and my carreer.
[Thanks to firstname.lastname@example.org for lyrics]