Dolphins

Dolphins Lyrics

Dolphins Song Lyrics

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It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem.

For instance on the planet earth, man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet,
instead of the third most intelligent.

The second most intelligent creatures were of course dolphins, who curiously enough had long known of the impending
destruction of the planet earth.

They've made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger, but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing
attempts to punch footballs or whistle for tippets.

So they eventually decided they would leave earth by their own means.

The last ever dolphin message, was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward
somersault, through a hoop while whisting the star spangled banner.

But in fact the message was this "So long and thanks for all the fish".

[Thanks to Oliver Young for lyrics]

[Thanks to Chris Ryan for corrections]