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Reference: Broadway Musical Home - 'First Date'

Bailout Song 1 lyrics

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Bailout Song 1 Song Lyrics


CASEY'S VOICE
Hey, it's Casey. Blah blah blah blah blah...
REGGIE
This is your bailout, sweetie
Your bailout, honey
I'm callin' to bail you out
You could tell him your dad's
In the hospital
Your building's on fire
That's all you need to say
And you're free and on your way!
It's your bestie calling
It's Reggie to the rescue
Here to save you from another
Catastrophic blind date
I've done it time and again
Saved you from horrendous men
All those losers who should never be
Allowed to pro-create
Like that dentist with the foul breath
That made you wanna yack
Or that hippie with the hair
Growing only on his back
Or that guy obsessed with Disney
Second thought, I'll cut him slack
(Though his love of princesses was rather suspect!)
But I'm digressing, I'm obsessing
You did not pick up your cell
Which means you either didn't
Hear it ring
Or things are going well
So e-mail, call, or Facebook
Tell me if you like this guy
Okay that's it, I love you lots
Need you forever - bye!
This is your bailout, sweetie
Your bailout, honey
I'm callin' to bail you out
You could tell him your grandma
Broke her hip
Or your dog ate some chocolate
That's all you need to say
And you're free and on your way!
Later, b**ch