Stepbrother to Jesus lyrics - Martin Short

Stepbrother to Jesus Song Lyrics
GARY CHRIST:
My father Joseph
Before he met the Virgin Mary
He loved my mother
On some would be Christmas Night
But darkness covers
What in daylight sure looked scary
Mother was a leper
And that ain't a pretty sight
And so he left her
But she still had his love inside her
So on her one good leg
ALL:
She crawled to Galilee
GARY:
There were no wise men
With gifts of gold and myrrh beside her
When nine months later out came me!
'Cause I'm the
ALL:
Step brother to Jesus
GARY:
I may be a bastard
But the ladies seem to ladies seem to like it
ALL:
Step brother to Jesus
GARY:
My pappy may not live up in heaven above
But i'm the
ALL:
Step brother to Jesus
GARY:
I sing so loud that you don't need to mic it
I'm God's gift to a lady for a night of love
ALL:
Step brother to Jesus
GARY:
A night of love
ALL:
Step brother to Jesus
GARY:
A night of love
ALL:
Step brother to Jesus (x4)
What's the big deal about raising the dead?
[Thanks to Sarah for lyrics]
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