Stepbrother to Jesus lyrics - Martin Short

Martin Short "Fame Becomes Me" soundtrack

Stepbrother to Jesus Song Lyrics

GARY CHRIST:

My father Joseph

Before he met the Virgin Mary

He loved my mother

On some would be Christmas Night

But darkness covers

What in daylight sure looked scary

Mother was a leper

And that ain't a pretty sight

And so he left her

But she still had his love inside her

So on her one good leg

ALL:

She crawled to Galilee

GARY:

There were no wise men

With gifts of gold and myrrh beside her

When nine months later out came me!

'Cause I'm the

ALL:

Step brother to Jesus

GARY:

I may be a bastard

But the ladies seem to ladies seem to like it

ALL:

Step brother to Jesus

GARY:

My pappy may not live up in heaven above

But i'm the

ALL:

Step brother to Jesus

GARY:

I sing so loud that you don't need to mic it

I'm God's gift to a lady for a night of love

ALL:

Step brother to Jesus

GARY:

A night of love

ALL:

Step brother to Jesus

GARY:

A night of love

ALL:

Step brother to Jesus (x4)

What's the big deal about raising the dead?

[Thanks to Sarah for lyrics]

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