CALIFORNIA

CALIFORNIA Lyrics

CALIFORNIA Song Lyrics

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Okay, this guy walks into a bar...
No, I'm just, I'm just f**kin' with you. I'm kiddin'.
Na, there's this, this young bull and this old bull
and they're standin' on top of a hill.

And I tried to tell you before that that's why I left California.

So they're standin' on top of this hill, right?
And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows.
Whole f**kin' pasture.
And the young bull turns to the old bull and he goes,
"I got this really good idea."
And the old bull's like, "Yeah?"

And I tried to tell you before that that's why I left California.

"Hey," he's, he's like "Yeah. Yeah I got this really good idea.
Let's run down that hill and f**k one o' those cows."
And the old bull just looks at him. You know, he's just lookin' at him,
he's like, "Look, I got a better idea."
The young bull's like, "Oh yeah? What's your f**kin' brilliant idea?"
And the old bull goes...

And I tried to tell you before that that's why I left California.

And the old bull goes, "Let's walk down that hill
and f**k all o' those cows. Dig?"
You know like he ain't been in town long or something, I don't know.

And I tried to tell you before that that's why I left California.