Miracle Introduction Song Lyrics
There is one place in town doing business; Dr. Detmold's Sanatorium for the Socially Pressured. Locally known as the Cookie Jar.
I'm like the bluebird.
I should worry, I should care.
I should be a millionaire.
I'm like the bluebird...
The Mayoress is so depressed by her unpopularity that she makes a nostalgic pilgrimage to a huge rock on the outskirts of town.
I am in the depths of positive despair.
Ah now, Cora, you need to relax.
I need a miracle, that's what I need.
Suddenly, Baby Joan licks the rock and there is an enormous spurt of water.
Schroeder - Schroeder!
Your honor, it's a miracle!
A miracle! It's a miracle!
You know, you're absolutely right. It is a miracle. I'm saved.