Hooray for Hapgood Song Lyrics
Hooray for A, the group that's well-adjusted,
Everyone can be trusted
In Group A!
Have fun with One, the group that's not neurotic.
In Group One!
Dignity, integrity and so on,
We haven't much to go on,
Still we go on.
We've a platform strong enough to grow on:
Whenever they cheer, we're incensed!
Whenever they're for, we're against!
Hooray for Hapgood,
Hapgood can be trusted,
Friend of the well-adjusted
In Group A!...
Hapgood appears, carried aloft in Cora's litter, and they follow him out of the square, leaving it deserted - except for a dazzling redhead in dark glasses.