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Up Here In Heaven Lyrics

 

Up Here In Heaven Song Lyrics


Gimme a C a "bouncy" C

Up here in Heaven at the Pearly Gates
I get to choose through all the showbiz greats
They mix with guys and gals from history
Oy, The cast of characters you just might see

Sampson and Delilah's act has got to be seen
with sets by Michael Angelo, who's a screaming queen
Joan of Arc is really one hot chic
Milton Burle's prepared to show us his enormous resume
Henry the 8th is still a ladies man
But he cannot compare to Marcia Dianne
My 13 ex wives, they're all here
But tonight I have a hot date with Golde Meyer

??? Hasn't heard a word I've said
Wayne Newton is living but his act is dead
??? trying to get out of child support
??
and I just hear some lightening at a ???

Cane and Abel are my CPA's
Just got a hand job from Helen Hayes
Jerry Garcia brought a little grass
And I caught Liberace checking out my ass

??loves her tootsy roles
and Moses just can't put down those ditzy scrolls

?? Ethel Merman Coz she held that note
and Noah still insists he never touched that goat!
Elvis Presley is still packin' on the pounds
J Edgar Hoover just ??? his gowns
Sophie Tucker likes putting on a show
and Lincoln has a crush on poor Sal Mineo

Al Capone's still runnin' from the IRS
And Jackie O still wants to auction off on the dress
The Earl of Sandwich is one hell on a cook
Judy Garland hasn't peaked yet from those pills she took

I think Helen Keller told me she's a Les
But I can't understand a single word she says

Down there on Earth I was in debt and indepenz'
But up here in Heaven
up here in Heaven
up here in Heaven your number never ends

[Thanks to Brigid for lyrics]


Fame Becomes Me Song List

All I Ask ( Is You Love Me )

 

Stepbrother to Jesus

Martin Short 

Up Here In Heaven

 

A Big Black Lady Stops The Show

 

Frieda May's Lament

Capathia Jenkins 

Glass Half Full

 

Lessons Learned

 

Finale

 

Heaven, Heaven

 

Michael's Song

Brooks Ashmanskas 

A Wicked Memorial

Nicole Parker 

I Came Just As Soon As I Heard

 

Would You Like To Star In Our Show?

Mary Birdsong 

More, More, More

 

Twelve Step Pappy

 

A Dry Martin - Straight Up With A Twist

 

Sniff Sniff

 

Married To Marty

 

Backstage Courtship

 

The Trumpet of Samaria

 

The Hello Boy

 

Ba Ba Ba Ba Broadway

 

The Jackie Rogers Jr Show

 

Sittin' On The Fence

 

The Salesman That Got Away

 

Big Titties

 

Three Gorgeous Kids

 

Another Curtain Goes Up

Mary Birdsong 

Up Here In Heaven Lyrics from Fame Becomes Me Soundtrack (2007). Rating: 4.2/5 (29 votes)