Kermit the frog on weed

Kermit the frog on weed Lyrics

Hello, Kermit The Frog here
And welcome to Sensamere Street
I'd like to tell you what today's letter is
But I am really f**ked up!
Hey, hey Big Bird
Do you know what today's letter is?
Sure Kermit! Today's letter is... Joint
Urrr.... Big Bird, joint is not a letter
It is a word
Sorry kids! Todays letter is three!
Umm.... Big Bird, three is a number
Exactly! the number three
Which is how many joints I've smoked today
Kermit.... are ya with me?
mmm... God Im stoned!.... Me too!
[Starts laughing]
[Elmo] Guys guys! Show go on, Come on!
Uh, thank you Elmo, um
How about we say our ABC's Big Bird?
O...K
A... B... C... D... E... F.... uh G
Q...K...C...R...C...F
I forgot what we were doing Kramit!
Did you just call umm me Kramit?
Yes I did
Mmm Kramit The Frog here
[Starts giggling]
Ok, ok thats all the time we have for today
Goodbye kids, todays show was brought to you by
The uhh... letter...
Bong
And the number...
God you're messed up
F**k you, the number f**k you
Bye bye
Bye bye kids