Couch Potato(Lose Yourself Parody) Lyrics

Couch Potato(Lose Yourself Parody) Lyrics

(Weird Al Yankovic)

Look,if had,one shot,to sit on ur lazy butts,and watch all the tv u wanted,
untill ur brain turned to mush,would go for it...or just let it slip

Yo......

The molds is ready,eyes wide,palms are sweaty
the Flintstones on the T.V. already,Wilmer and Betty
No Vergins,The Channell Surfer,and im H.D ready,
So I flip,garbage is all im gettin,the simon caill,
The folks who wanna disembowl,he just opens his mouth,
homer says sumthin fowl,there dyin..WOW,
wanna-bes are cryin now,the votes amount,time to throw in the towel,
the shows based on Reality,oh..the humanity..,..oh the z's family show
shows profanity,