If I Could Make Love To A Bottle

Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics

If I Could Make Love To A Bottle Lyrics

If I Could Make Love To A Bottle by Weird Al Yankovic

If I could make love to a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
I'd search the world over to find one
that had the exact same circumference as you

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