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My Robot Girlfriend Lyrics

by Rhett & Link


My Robot Girlfriend Song Lyrics

My Robot Girlfriend by Rhett & Link

[Verse 1: Rhett]
I've never had too much luck with females
I'm not confident unless I'm writing an email
But my life would be so sublime

If I bought a robot girl online
I'd never hear her silicon mouth complaining
About my dry scalp or my excessive gaming
She's my Small Wonder, I'm her Voltron
I flip a switch and it turns her on!

[Hook: Rhett]
My robot girlfriend
The best relationship I'd ever be in

[Verse 2: Rhett]
She's got a grip stronger than an ape
And she can calculate a tip to the twenty-fifth decimal place
Though we can't go outside in rainy weather
We can still play solitaire together
Meeting her folks would be no real cause for fear
They're just a team of friendly Japanese engineers
If I ever start to think that she might leave me
I'll de-frag her hard drive and wipe her memory

[Hook: Rhett and Link]

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