Bob Rivers Lyrics

›All You Need Is Elves

›It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year

›Toy Sack

›Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!

›Free As A Turd

›Minimum Wage

›Spinning Reel

›Beat Up Old Jetliner

›Bowel Moves

›Getting Fatter All The Time

›How It Feels (To Be Old)

›I Used To Rock And Roll All Night

›I'm A Weight Watcher

›Mr. magoo

›O.j.'s trial thing

›Officer Fuhrman

›Read It In The Tabloids

›What if god smoked cannibis?

›When A Man Loves A Chicken

›Wrong Foot Amputated

›I Am Santa Claus

›Jingle Hells Bells

›A Visit From St. Nicholson

›12 Pains Of Christmas

›7-11 (Seven Eleven)

›Addicted To (Cigarette) Butts

›Another Kick In The Balls

›Back In A US Made Car

›Beers In Heaven

›Bin Laden And The Jets

›Burgers On The Grill

›Chat Room

›Cheney's Got A Gun

›Dark Side Of Naboo

›Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

›Don't Shoot Mr. Postman

›Dr. Jack

›Frosty The Pervert

›Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas

›Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested For AIDS)

›Honda Accord

›I Can't Ski Babe

›I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are

›I Shot The White House

›Jingle bells

›Marv Bites

›Media Killed The Royalty Star

›Middle Aged Wasteline

›O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads

›On A Horse With Hussein

›Pokemon

›S*ck My C*ck

›Shouldn't Touch This (Pee Wee's Song)

›Space Station Oddity

›The Chimney Song

›The restroom door said gentleman

›The Restroom Door Said, "gentlemen"

›Walking Around In Women's Underwear

›What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells

›What If God Smoked Cannabis?

›Who put the stump

›You Will, By Bright Eyes