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Album: I Did My Best - Greatest Hits (2010) Lyrics

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Struck By A Vehicle

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Car Accident

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Car Alarm

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B&e

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Bathroom

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Not So Kool-aid

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The Friend Nobody Likes

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Pedophiles

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Creepy Guy @ Work

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Role Play

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My 1 Regret

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Robe

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My Son Optimus Prime

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Operation - Monopoly

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Benson's Animal Farm

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The Bk Lounge

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Haters

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I Did My Best

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The Nothing Fight

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Tw*t Swatters

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The Truth About Lying

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A Condom?

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W.w.y.d.i.??

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Someone S#!t On The Coats

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Umm, Helllllo?

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Heist / Monkey

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Would You Rather...

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Video Game Strip Club

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Speak 'n' Spell

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Let's Do This, I'm A Cashew

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Where's The Handle?

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The Atheist

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50

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Hot Air Balloon

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Robot Leg

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Spa Music

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Jerking And Jilling Off


Album: Isolated Incident (2009) Lyrics

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Intro

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Obama

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Self Assassination

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Vernacular

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Pissed Off

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Tw*t Swatters

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Banter #1

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Mom And Pops

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Haters

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Adoption

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Syncing Feeling

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W.w.y.d.i.??

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Interracial Tail

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Remote Location

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Push And Pray

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Big Shot

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Rigamarole

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Role Play

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Hidden Gems

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Peanut Butter Smack

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War Gamer

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Banter #2

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The "c" Word

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Novel Ideas

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Spiritual Comeback

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Alt Ending Track 13

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Banter #3


Album: Rough Around the Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden (2007) Lyrics

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Intro

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Benson's Animal Farm

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Regrets

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Tito

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War Flute

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Copy Machine

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15 Cents

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Pedophiles

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Mannequin Sex

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Herpolie Urpolies

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A Condom?

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Come To Fruition

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Video Game Strip Club

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Motorcycle Helmet

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What Do You Want Me To Do To You?


Album: Retaliation (2005) Lyrics

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Intro / Riot

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Struck By A Vehicle

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Superbleeder

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Legacy

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Someone S#!t On The Coats

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Abducted

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Punkass / Are You Out Of Your F!#kin' Mind?!

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Driveway Intruder

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Car Alarm

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Heist / Monkey

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Bamf

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Dream House

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At The Wall

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The Chicken Sangwich The Heckler And The Kabbash

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Intro / The Dane Train

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Superpowers

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The Friend Nobody Likes

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Obby

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Creepy Guy @ Work

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L-o-v-e

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Turn On's Slash Turn Off's

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Exaggerating Gf / Bachelor

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The Nothing Fight

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Making Up

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My Son Optimus Prime

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One Night Stand / Dj Diddles

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Where's The Handle?

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Let's Do This, I'm A Cashew


Album: Harmful If Swallowed (2003) Lyrics

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Intro

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Parking Structure

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Umm, Hello?

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Car Accident

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Tire In The Face

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Would You Rather...Drown Or Catch Fire

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Firemen & Policemen & Minature Golf Course Security Guard

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The Bk Lounge

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Pregnant Lady

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Five Sisters

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Slip 'n' Bleed

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Speak 'n' Spell

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Operation - Monopoly

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Don't Tickle Me

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Bathroom

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Pranks

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Fuk And The Finga

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Just Wanna Dance

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Head

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Nightmare

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Hopped Up On The Q

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Not So Kool-aid

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Pick A Number Please!

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Bonus Track


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