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My Dog Is A Plumber Song Lyrics

Dick Cavett
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My Dog Is A Plumber My dog is a plumber
He must be a boy
Although I must tell you
That his favorite toy
Is a little play stove
With pans and with pots,
Which he really must like
Cause he plays with it lots.
So perhaps he's a girl,
Which kind of makes sense
Since he can't throw a ball
And he can't climb a fence.
But neither can dad
And I know he's a man
And mom is a woman
And she drives a van.

Maybe the problem
Is in trying to tell
What someone is
By what he does well.

[Thanks to CAP for lyrics]

[Thanks to Jessica for corrections]
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