Mel Brooks and Marlo Thomas, Boy Meets Girl Lyrics from "Free To Be You and Me"
Mel Brooks and Marlo Thomas, Boy Meets Girl Lyrics from "Free To Be You and Me" |
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Boy Meets Girl Lyricsby Mel Brooks and Marlo Thomas. From Free To Be You and Me Boy Meets Girl by Mel Brooks and Marlo Thomas Boy: Hi! Girl: Hi! Boy: I’m a baby! Girl: What do you think I am, a loaf of bread? Boy: You could be, what do I know, I’m just born I’m a baby I don’t even know if I’m under a tree or in the hospital or what I’m just so glad to be here. Girl: Well, I’m a baby, too. Boy: Have it your way, I don’t want to fight about it. Girl: What, are you scared? Boy: Yes, I am. I’m a little scared. I’ll tell you why, see I don’t know if I’m a boy or a girl yet. Girl: What’s that got to do with it? Boy: Well, if I’m a girl and you’re a boy you could beat me up, you think I want to lose a tooth my first day alive? Girl: What’s a tooth? Boy: Search me! I’m just born, I’m a baby, I don’t know nothin’ yet! Girl: You think you’re a girl? Boy: I don’t know, I might be. I think I am, I’ve never been anything before, let me see, let me take a little look around…hmmm, cute feet, small, dainty…yep, yep! I’m a girl, that’s it! Girl time. Girl: Well what do you think I am? Boy: You? That’s easy, you’re a boy. Girl: You sure? Boy: Of course I’m sure, I’m alive already four or five minutes, right? I haven’t been wrong yet! Girl: Gee, I don’t feel like a boy. Boy: That’s because you can’t see yourself! Girl: Why, what do I look like? Boy: Bald. You’re bald, fella. Bald, bald, bald. You’re bald as a ping-pong ball, are you bald. Girl: So? Boy: So? Boys are bald and girls have hair. Girl: Are you sure? Boy: Of course I’m sure – who’s bald, your mother or your father? Girl: My father. Boy: I rest my case. Girl: Hm. You’re bald, too! Boy: You’re kidding! Girl: No, I’m not – Boy: --Don’t look! Girl: Why? Boy: (sigh) A bald girl, yuch, disgusting! Girl: Maybe you’re a boy and I’m a girl. Boy: There you go again, I told you I’m a girl, I know it, I know it, I’m a girl and you’re a boy. Girl: I think you’re wrong. Boy: I’m never wrong, what about shaving? Girl: What about it? Boy: You just shaved, right? Girl: Wrong. Boy: Exactly. And you know why? Because everyone’s born with a clean shave, it’s just that girls keep theirs and boys don’t. Girl: So what does that prove? Boy: Tomorrow morning, the one that needs a shave, he’s a boy. Girl: Well, I can’t wait until tomorrow morning. Boy: See, that proves it! Girls are patient, boys are impatient! Girl: Yeah? What else? Boy: Can you keep a secret? Girl: Absolutely. Boy: There you go, boys keep secrets, girls don’t. Girl: Mmm, go on. Boy: Are you afraid of mice? Girl: No. Boy: I am! I’m terrified of them! I hate them! Squeak, squeak, squeak! Whatta you wanna be when you grow up? Girl: A fireman. Boy: What’d I tell ya? Girl: What about you? Boy: A cocktail waitress! Does that prove anything to you? Girl: Hm, you must be right. Boy: I told you, I’m always right. You’re the boy and I’m the girl. Girl: I guess so. (gasp) Oh, wait! Here comes the nurse to change our diapers. Boy: About time, too, I have never been so uncomfortable in my life. Girl: Hey! Look at that! Boy: What? Girl: You see that? I am a girl! And you’re a boy! Boy: Hey, it sure looks like it. Girl: What do you think of that? Boy: I can’t understand it. Girl: Well, it sure goes to show ya… Boy: What? Girl: You can’t judge a book by it’s cover. Boy: (Laughs) What does that mean? Girl: How should I know, I’m only a baby. Boy: So am I. Goo. Girl: Goo. [Thanks to Gabriella for lyrics]
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