Carl's Theme

Carl's Theme Lyrics

Carl's Theme Song Lyrics

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Yeah!

The pants that I wear wick the sweat from my balls,
I’m a South Jersey Mook, I’m the cock of the walk,
I don’t need no instructions, to know how to rock!
More than a feeling, is the worlds greatest song,
I crank it all day long, all over my block,
I don’t need no instructions to know how to Rock

Get the f*ck out of my pool!

Exit 109 baby is where the skanks hang out,
They love my shinny dome, and my nasty flip flop
I don’t need no instructions to know how to rock!
I don’t need no instructions to know how to rock!

Look here, I’ve been working since I was 8 years old,
And I won’t eat no more shag you hear that!
Yeah!

Yeah!

[Thanks to Eric Johnson for lyrics]

[Thanks to Robert Irving for corrections]