Cooler When I’m Sick

Cooler When I’m Sick Lyrics

Now wait, come here
Now like give me like a really bad insult
"Hmm, alright, you smell like an a**hole."
Oh, that's funny
Fore, I smell like an a**hole because I'm around you smelling like an a**hole
That makes me smell like an a**hole, a**hole

[Verse 1]
Oh tonight, under these lights, I will try
I know it's gauche to have this stupid little twinkle in my eye
Oh desperation for approval masked as a willingness to entertain
I feel insane, I feel so lamе
And when the going gets tough, I losе all integrity
Tonight, under these lights
And I got this stupid little twinkle in my eye
Yes, I will try for you, I will
[Chorus]
I will try very hard
I will try very hard
I will try very hard for you
I will try very hard always

[Verse 2]
Oh, trying will remain criminal
Subliminal thoughts creep in my brain
If it gets quiet, do an impression of Sir Michael Cain
Some people, Master Wayne, just wanna watch the world burn
Just wanna watch the world burn

Oh, my ex told me I'm cooler when I'm sick
And I feel so diseased, I can't help it
I wanna scream
I wanna scream
We can't crush the caveat
Can't crush the caveat
When I chew gum, I put the whole pack in my mouth at once or else I can't taste it
When I play with kids, I often commit too hard to the bit
And freak them the f**k out

[Chorus]
Because I try
I try very hard for you
I try very hard for you always

[Outro]
When I was young I talked like Tom Green for one entire year
While my parents were both in rehab
I guess I do my best to never really deal with things that are real
My ex told me I'm cooler when I'm sick