In Retrospect by Wckr Spgt
She's got a Ox chasing her
She's near the mansion
Her boyfriend would object
But he is a jerk.
Other girl's boyfriends are always jerks.
Who does he think he is, anyway?
The Ox is far more important than he is...
But anyway, in retrospect,
The girl's in for a big surprise
and the Ox is too.