Raw Deal (the Juggalo Song)

Raw Deal (the Juggalo Song) Lyrics

Why Do I Call Myself A Juggalo Cuz We Be Bangin The Wicked sh*t And Swimming Off In The Blood
Of Mosh Pits We Misfits And Misunderstood Got Chapters Of Family Off In Each In Every Hood

I'm A Juggalo And You Can Eat A Dick If Your Not And If Your Still Long Enough You Get Eye
Balls Popped I'm Even Worse Now Since The First Curse I'll Cut Words Into My Leg Until It Hurts
(Oww)

Why Do I Call Myself A Juggalo b**ch Cuz We Keep That Scub Life And f**k That Rich sh*t And
Steal That New Whip And Platinum Chain And Give It All To A Juggalo Who's Never Had A Thang

Imma Juggalo In The Worst Way Since The First Grade Ima Plot My Revenge On The World Hey I
Can't Help If I'm Into Weird sh*t Lookin In The Mirror With My Eyes Closed Eatin' Lipstick

Why Do I Call Myself A Juggalo Sucka We Don't Give A Mutha f**k What You Got (Mutha f**ka) We
Don't Brown Nose Or Hound Dog No Weak Hoes We Stand At The Bus Stop In Yesterdays Clothes

I'm A Chainsaw Smoker With A Thirst For Blood Since Were On The Subject Can You Get Me Some
When I Was 19 I Tried To Cut Off My Tongue And Mail It to The Devil So He'd Know My Voice When
I Come

Why Do I Call Myself A Juggalo You Hater We Don't Flip Sides over A b**ch Like Darth Vader
Keep It (East Side) Live For The Moment And Die Later And (Say Hi) Till They Unplug The
Respirator

Ima Be An J-U-Double G -A -L-O We Got A Raw Deal But Imma Be A J-U-Double G A Lo I'm Killin
Every Body
It don't Matter If Your Painted Or Not Hate It A lot We Got A Spot Here Keepin' it Hot We On Some
Moms And Pops And Give ya Neck Chops And Leaving A Puddle Of Blood Right Where Your Head Drops You
Can Call The Cops But They Ain't Comin' Around Here it's The Juggalos Runnin' This b**ch So
Stand Clear

Why Do I Call My Self A Juggalo Punk Cuz We Roll Thru The Hood With Politicians In The Trunk
Chickens In The Front Seat Straight To The Balls We Ain't Suckas We Don't Do Shoppin' Sprees At
The Malls For Affection Barely Got Money For Pedro b**ch You Musta Forgot You f**kin With A
Juggalo

You'll Never Know Till The Lights Go It Might Go South And You Might Get The Barrel In Your
Mouth

You Lame Hoes Know When The Chain Smoker And The Phatso Come Together Lungs Collapse From
Second Hand Smoke

Ima Be An J-U-Double G -A -L-O We Got A Raw Deal But Imma Be A J-U-Double G A Lo By Killin
Every Body

I Call Myself A Juggalo Cuz My Face Painted Yall Go Ahead And Kill The Scene We'll Come Back
And Recreate It Half A Million Mutha f**kas Lookin' Jus Like Use With Contacts And bare face All
Ready To Bust

This Ain't No Civil War We Ain't Civilized No More We Cut Throat Like f**k It And Smiling At You
In Court b**ch Independent We Gonna Stand On Our Own And Prove To The Whole World Why We heir to
The Throne

I Keep A Low Profile bumpin' Low Profile Teeth Like Crocodile I Bite That Ass Like A Crocodile
f**k It All Round we Underground While The Rest Bow Down To dick hound to make the Count Down Most Fly
Around The Sound That I Make but Those who relate Would Rather Die Then Hear It All Change Sounds
Strange for sure But Everywhere That I Go I Let Em Know That I'm a Mutha f**kin' Juggalo

Ima Gonna Be An J-U-Double G -A -L-O We Got A Raw Deal But Imma Gonna be A J-U-Double G A Lo By
Killin' Every Body