Black Christmas

Black Christmas Lyrics

[Verse 1: Twisted Insane]
They find me in the middle of your roof (poof)
I told em I was working on the night shift (you lying nigga)
They told me I was lying
But I promise if anybody try me
With the perfect timing I light sh*t
Double cup a persons up and I sign a sl*t
People think I’m here and go psychotic man
You told em that you want a couple things I know they told you they would get it but I promise it was not today
Lifting weight so I can get this motherf**king tree up the
Chimney off the Henney b**ch I mix it with the Creatine
Bracking with the rapping f**k it must’ve been the B in me
Always bout the treat cause I be blowing on my greenery
Laughing when they saying they defeating me
Why the f**k I’m breathing?
Ain’t nobody ever seeing me
I got em wondering at night like what the f**k he bringing me?
Holy sh*t, what the f**k he feeding me?
It’s gon be a Black Christmas

[Hook: Twisted Insane] (x2)
Yeah, jolly with the roll
Been strapped
Got em when I shoot
Red hat
All the way to boots
Red sack
Fill it with the loot
It’s gon be a Black Christmas

[Bridge: Dayo G & Twisted Insane]
Run up on Santa
3 holes in his chest
Mrs. Santa Claus blowing for bread
Smile at the elves and tell em oohhooo
It’s gon be a Black Christmas
I’m like a Robin, no poor on my guys
Stop and celebrate snort up a line
Smile at the elves and tell em oohhooo
It’s gon be a Black Christmas

[Bridge 2: Twisted Insane]
I woke up on Christmas Day
Santa’s sleigh on my roof
I ran back into my house and told my dad to look
He came out to take a peak
That is when, Krampus leaked
Caught my dad two little pieces now his brain is cooked
Triv

[Verse 2: Twisted Insane]
I’m sorry that I had to ruin Christmas
People say I’m kinda like a Scrooge
Put a couple bodies in the ditches
Told em all I blame it on the booze
f**ked around and saw it on the news
Finally, crime is getting famous and they got me on the T.V
Sick of all this talk about this Santa
When I catch him I’mma cut him into itty-bitty pieces
Finally when at night when I was waiting about 3 or 4
Caught him with his reindeer and his beat up vehicle
Knew he hit up every house and only had bout 3 to go
He went down the chimney and I know it’s bout to be some smoke, nigga
Put a phone by the reindeer I said that
Hop up outta the chimney
Took his red sack and his red hat
Better not say another word I will burst with this lead stack
Have a nigga lay out by the reindeer
You came here
I did that
Krampus nigga
Remember the name next year
December 24th I be the hoes turn a death ear
Tune into the broadband, better hurry up get neck ear
I come back with The Return and I’m all burned they best fear
Faded off the Eggnog and winter Jack
Candy-cane lane, bloodstains on Santas sack
Caught him in the snow with a sword and a battle axe
Excuse me little wee blood need it for my cataract

[Bridge: Twisted Insane]
I woke up on Christmas Day
Santa’s sleigh on my roof
I ran back into my house and told my dad to look
He came out to take a peak
That is when, Krampus leaked
Caught my dad two little pieces now his brain is cooked
It’s gone be a Black Christmas

[Hook: Twisted Insane] (x2)
Yeah, jolly with the roll
Been strapped
Got em when I shoot
Red hat
All the way to boots
Red sack
Fill it with the loot
It’s gon be a Black Christmas

[Bridge: Dayo G & Twisted Insane]
Run up on Santa
3 holes in his chest
Mrs. Santa Claus blowing for bread
Smile at the elves and tell em oohhooo
It’s gon be a Black Christmas
I’m like a Robin, no poor on my guys
Stop and celebrate snort up a line
Smile at the elves and tell em oohhooo
It’s gon be a Black Christmas

[Outro: Twisted Insane]
It’s gon be a black Christmas