Paula & Janet Lyrics
Artist: Too $hort
Paula & Janet Lyrics
Paula & Janet by Too $hort
I was at my house not doing anything
Half past ten I heard the phone ring
When I picked it up, I said "Hello?"
The b**ch spoke up and said "What's up ho?"
I said, "b**ch, if you're fine it's my dick"
Enough playing, who the f**k is this?
She said "Janet" I said "Oh"
Met the b**ch last week at my show
I told her "Call me" and I gave her my card
She talked dirty and my dick got hard
That night I f**ked the b**ch three times straight
Next night we made another date
I gave a concert and she came backstage
f**k a b**ch, I'm trying to get paid
But that puusy squeezed tighter than a vice grip
f**ked around and met this other b**ch
Right out the back I told her "b**ch let's go"
Took the b**ch to my limo even though
Her friend said I'm ugly, I ain't even fresh
She told her friend they f**k the best
Rushed the b**ch to the back seat
She pulled up her skirt and f**ked the sh*t out of me
She said her name was Paula, b**ch turned me out
Took my dick out the pussy, let me cum in her mouth
She kept sucking like a veteran, I couldn't handle it
The limo door opened, it was Janet
She jumped in the car, they started kissing and sh*t
I kicked back and let 'em have this dick
I told the driver "Take me straight home"
Then called my partner on the car phone
I said "I'll hook you with a bad-ass b**ch"
Come to my house and don't even trip
He came over and we served the hoes
f**ked the b**ches like gigalos
Paula and Janet will make you wet in your pants
But to me, they're just two more tramps
With some good ass motherf**king pussy, no sh*t
Short Dog's in the motherf**king house and I ain't even tripping, b**ch
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