The Voices Of Cheese by The Mothers Of Invention
Hello, teenage America (heh),
My name is Suzy Creemcheese,
I'm Suzy Creemcheese because I've never worn fake eyelashes in my whole life
And I never made it on surfing set
And I never made it on beatnik set
And I couldn't cut the groupie set either
And, um . . .
Actually I really f**ked up in Europe.
Now that I've done it all over and nobody else will accept me
I've come home to my Mothers