History - jesus ranch version by Tenacious D
We ride with kings on mighty steeds, across the devil's plain.
We've walked with Jesus and his cross, he did not die in vain, no!
We've run with wolves, we've climbed K2, even stopped a moving train.
We've travelled through space and time my friends, to rock this house again. Rock!
We ride, we ride, we never subside and we'll ride till the planets collide.
If you say that we do not ride, I'll tan your f**kin' hide! Ride!