Edam Anchorman

Edam Anchorman Lyrics

I took no notice of you two
I got to know you when I was home ill
I had the measles, whilst you had me down
You scanned that autocue a sense of your mind

Edam Anchorman
Living his greys through a plastic face
Edam Anchorman
He's taking the cam for the stock around the van
Edam Anchorman, Edam Anchorman

I bought a dagger and a picture of you
For fourteen dollars and ninety-two (cents)
Revenge for all those unanswered calls
(Just remember) I can see you but you can't see me

Edam Anchorman
Living his greys through a plastic face
Edam Anchorman
Glowing in beige on the national stage
Edam Anchorman, Edam Anchorman

I wanna be there for you
With all the sh*t you do
Oh oh, Edam, Edam

So just send us the bloke along
On the telephone
Oh, Edam, Edam

Edam Anchorman
Living his greys through a plastic face
Edam Anchorman
He's taking the cam for the stock around the van
Edam Anchorman, Edam Anchorman
Edam Anchor, Edam Anchor, Edam Anchorman.