God save the queen Lyrics

God save the queen Lyrics

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast a mammoth penis
The captain of this rugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel sh*t
From one place to another
Chorus:
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Coz there's f**k all else to do
The first mate's name was Morgan
By Christ he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his f**kin' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Chorus
The second mate was Andy
By Christ he was a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a f**kin' nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Chorus
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To f**k she was not able
So the dirty sh*ts, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
Repeat Chorus to Fade