Bill grundy interview

Bill grundy interview Lyrics

GRUNDY: I am told that that group have received
forty thousand pounds from a record company.
Doesn't that seem, er, to be slightly opposed to
their anti-materialistic way of life?
MATLOCK: No, the more the merrier.
GRUNDY: Really?
MATLOCK: Oh yeah.
GRUNDY: Well tell me more then.
JONES: We've f**kin' spent it, ain't we?
GRUNDY: I don't know, have you?
MATLOCK: Yeah, it's all gone.
GRUNDY: Really?
JONES: Down the boozer.
GRUNDY: Good Lord! Now I want to know one thing...
MATLOCK: What?
GRUNDY: Are you serious or are you just making me,
trying to make me laugh?
MATLOCK: No, it's all gone. Gone.
GRUNDY: Really?
MATLOCK: Yeah.
GRUNDY: No, but I mean about what you're doing.
MATLOCK: Oh yeah.
GRUNDY: Are you serious?
MATLOCK: Mmm.
GRUNDY: Beethoven, Mozart, Bach and Brahms have all died...
ROTTEN: They're all heroes of ours, ain't they?
GRUNDY: Really...what? What were you saying, sir?
ROTTEN: They're wonderful people.
GRUNDY: Are they?
ROTTEN: Oh yes! They really turn us on.
JONES: But they're dead!
GRUNDY: Well suppose they turn other people on?
ROTTEN: Well that's just their tough sh*t.
GRUNDY: It's what?
ROTTEN: Nothing. A rude word. Next question.
GRUNDY: No, no, what was the rude word?
ROTTEN: sh*t.
GRUNDY: Was it really? Good heavens, you frighten me to death.
ROTTEN: Oh alright, Siegfried...
GRUNDY: What about you girls behind?
MATLOCK: He's like yer dad, innie, this geezer.
GRUNDY: Are you, er...
MATLOCK: Or your grandad.
GRUNDY: (To Sioux) Are you worried, or are you just enjoying
yourself?
SIOUX: Enjoying myself.
GRUNDY: Are you?
SIOUX: Yeah.
GRUNDY: Ah, that's what I thought you were doing.
SIOUX: I've always wanted to meet you.
GRUNDY: Did you really?
SIOUX: Yeah.
GRUNDY: We'll meet afterwards, shall we?
JONES: You dirty sod. You dirty old man!
GRUNDY: Well keep going, chief, keep going. Go on, you've got
another five seconds. Say something outrageous.
JONES: You dir...you dirty bastard!
GRUNDY: Go on, again.
JONES: You dirty f**ker!
GRUNDY: What a clever boy!
JONES: What a f**king rotter.
GRUNDY: Well, that's it for tonight. The other rocker Eamonn,
and I'm saying nothing else about him, will be back tomorrow.
I'll be seeing you soon, and I hope I won't be seeing you again.
From me, though, goodnight.