Captain's Log / Space Madness by Remy Zero
Ren: Captain's log. Cadet Stimpy and I have been stranded on the planet
Baldknob for the last thirty-six years. Our supplies are dangerously low and
We've had to breathe ammonia these last eighteen years. Fortunately, we had
To eat what was left of the ship. Aaahh, at last the voices have stopped for
Awhile. But I suspect I can no longer turn my back on Cadet Stimpy. The rigors
Of space travel have somehow twisted his mind. He's gone crazy. He's got the
Ren: They think I am crazy but I know better.
It is not I who am crazy
It is I who am mad
Didn't ya see the crowds
You can't take if from me now
I've had this ice cream bar
Since I was a child
People always trying to take it
Why won't they leave me alone?