I write sins not tragedies

I write sins not tragedies Lyrics

Oh, well imagine,
Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.
And I can't help but to hear
"What a beautiful wedding!, What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to the waiter.

"Ah yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."
What a beautiful wedding,

What a beautiful wedding,
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"
Says the bride and groom
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Oh yes, but what a shame,
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"
The groom's bride is a shhhh
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...


[Chorus:]
Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
I'll chime in with a,
Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the door,NO?"
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
But it's much better to face these kinds of things,
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne.
With a sense of poise reality.


I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing
I'll chime in,
the god damn door?!"
"Haven't you people ever heard of, closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things,
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"
With a sense of,
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.


Well in fact,
Again...
Well I'll look at it this way,

I mean technically our marriage is saved,
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" No.
Well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne,
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"
Oh, Well in fact,
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Well I'll look at it this way,

I mean technically our marriage is saved,
Again...
Well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne, pour the champagne.



[Chorus x4]



Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.
"What a beautiful wedding!, What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to the waiter.
"Ah yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne.

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing
the god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again...

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" No.
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again...