I love this town

I love this town Lyrics

I love this town
I love this town
I love this town
If I can spare a minute

I love this town
Where this door scratches
It's a pantomime
And we can all be in it

People here are large as life
They know the whole world and his wife
From a razor's edge to a kitchen knife
They'll be glad to help you

I love this town
Where no one means
And if you sleep
No one here would blame you

I love this town
Where nothing slips
Her rent's arrears
Now isn't that a shame, ooh!

Everyone's friendly to your face
And everybody knows their place
As long as you respect their space
You won't have to worry

The town hall clock is calling out
It's rush hour on the roundabout
Now I know without a doubt
It's the place for me

I love this town
It's a merry-go-round
Where silk and lace
Are only dirty washing

I love this town
It's going under
Still we can do
As long as no one's watching

I love this town
I love this town