Carp by Guttermouth
time: it's always there but not on my side
time: it ticks and ticks as my life passes
time: it's time to go to work and go to school
i see a f**king problem here
get up get dressed my friends it's time to go to work
f**k that, ha ha
i think i'll stay in bed instead
work: oh boy it's fun to sweat
work: is it f**king lunch time yet?
work: i'm sorry boss my car won't start
i see a f**king problem here.