Muffin Man Lyrics — Doja Cat

Yeah
He can’t believe he got it (he can’t)
He can’t believe this muffin (this muffin)
He can’t believe he crush it (he can’t)
He said he feel like he just was sleeping
Feel like he dreaming of it (dreaming)
He gotta eat this muffin (this muffin)
He can’t believe he love it (he love it)
He can’t believe he love it (he love it)

Yeah yeah
Do you know the muffin man?
I told him 1 to 10
He said a hunnid then gave me a hunnid bands
So I got up and danced
I gotta rip him from it
He said it’s slippery
Sliding and slipping on it
Muffin a gift from God
Without a ribbon on it
He love me natural
Without or with the bonnet
Without or with the makeup
Without or with the wallet
They say he pussy whipped
Ain’t gotta whip him for it

This pussy is better than your mom’s and your dad’s and your sister and your aunt
But you wish you was this bad
Swear if I had a dollar bill for all the chill these dudes don’t have
I’d have ten-hundred million, nah a billion bucks in cash
I’m an alien in the sack
Boobies real so’s my ass
Feel so good he lift that hood
This sh*t surreal he goin mad
I said “Don’t catch no feels if your whole feeling bout that smash”
I think I live on Drury Lane
He want that taste he want that bad yeah

He can’t believe he got it (he can’t)
He can’t believe this muffin (this muffin)
He can’t believe he crush it (he can’t)
He said he feel like he just was sleeping
Feel like he dreaming of it (dreaming)
He gotta eat this muffin (this muffin)
He can’t believe he love it (he love it)
He can’t believe he love it (he love it)
He can’t believe he got it (he can’t)
He can’t believe this muffin (this muffin)
He can’t believe he crush it (he can’t)
He said he feel like he just was sleeping
Feel like he dreaming of it (dreaming)
He gotta eat this muffin (this muffin)
He can’t believe he love it (he love it)
He can’t believe he love it (he love it)