Walk an American Mile by Dan Padilla
Do you want to be a swing state, or a hanging Chad? Do you want to be a father figure, or a dead beat dad? Do you want to move to Hollywood and f**k all your friends, or live with no health insurance until the dying end? Walk an American mile. Did you make a bad decision, and blame it on someone else? Do you want some freedom of religion? Non Christians just keep it to yourself! More troops to Afghanistan, turn off the Cspan because you don't want to know. No work today from the hurricane outside, you don't have to go. Walk an American mile.