"Bran's Freestyle (Egg Foo Young)" by C.K.Y.
Who like my chopsticks?
Hit you in the sh*t wit my little ass dick.
If you wanna see me eat jello.
I never seen nothin like you before.
I can kick you.
Higher than you can kick me.
I can kick you way up into a tree.
Who wants a taste of my oolaw tea?
ho ha ha ho ha hoo tee gee!
Everybody in the phone books named chang.
Wanna see my wang?
Good, go hit the gong with a bang.
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball,
but thats not right.
Not in real life.
You will fall
down and break your leg.
Everybody wanna see me break a leg
Well I dont!
But I like fried rice,
and I got lice.
ching chow woo ching wang woo wice
That aint nice!
For a fortune cookie I always charge you twice.
Delivery is free, but not from me!
I always call a dollar fifty.
Fit fifty five.
Wanna see me go "gah!"?
Hit you wit the light.
Whoa! When I hit you with the sh*t,
do a split,
take a sh*t,
after you eat my sh*t.
Want my buffet?
You f**kin gay!
ow, I'll go hit you wit the hay
Stay tha f**k away!
Hit you in the balls.
Only americans eat duck sauce!
And my soy sauce is for you.
I can put it in your chew.
Watch this, I can tiptoe while you take a p**s.
In my bathroom, spy on you, while your little boy sh*ts.
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill.
And if you want a little mint, thats fifty cent!
Everything costs a little bit!
So dont expect nothin for free!
At least from me.
Ching chang chew-ey.
I got you, from taiwan city and hong kong.
I could smoke a bong, and I could do it all night long.
And dont mistake me for a Viet Kong.
I can get you,
and tackle you, spank you.
Never see me when I get you and bag you.
Rope you up,
and put you in a bamboo cage, and make you feel all my rage.
Poke you wit a little stick till you bleed.
Your buddies too!
Come napalm me.
God damn-That sh*t burn!!
Blew away my whole city.
Ho Chi Min, shoot a load on your chin.
As i said, going go to buy.
And if you wanna come on in,
you could walk into my world where the yellow sh*t begin.
Can't be tamed!
I got a chance to control your brain and its called
Egg Foo Young, and Low Mein
So come on in baby and have it just the same.
Hey, Ho Chi Min!)