Orangraptangenlilem by Cinder
Oranges are good cos they’re the same name as their colour.
And grapefruit’s can’t be bad cos they all spin like sonic the hedgehog.
But if you squish ‘em and squash ‘em together you just might make ‘em…
Orangraptangenlilem it’s the only fruit you’ll need.
Orangraptangenlilem it’s got a big, brown, spiky seed.
It’s all they eat in asylums, orangraptangenlilem’s.
Tangerines are good cos they just look like a little orange.
And lemon and limes could be fine but they can sometimes make your mouth go funny.