Callin' In Sick

Callin' In Sick Lyrics

Im calling in sick
Im calling in sick
This is mike and im calling in sick
My leg got hurt got hit by a brick
This is mike and im calling in sick
I spent four years in the USMC
I learned how to fight
I learned how to drink
And when i got a real job i couldnt believe
So every monday morning
This is what you'll here from me
Ive never had a job
More than minimum wage
Ive never worked an 8 hour day
And if my boss says son you gotta work late
As quick as i could say it
This is what you'd here me say

Its 9:15 and im late again
I think I'll finish that fifth of gin
Then I'll call my boss and I'll tell him again
Ill tell him that im not coming in